"This is what was left after I drove 35 miles home. There was WAY more when I got into the car. Luckily it’s hot out so the sh*t was dry and hard, but f*ck is it disgusting."
There's more ...
"When I got in the car I was confused because it looked like someone poured a drink all over the windshield. We stopped at the exit and realized the entire top of the truck was covered with sh*t and piss."
So, what's the moral of the story ...
"Be careful if you’re parking in terminal 4. These f*cking cats ain’t playing."