It's a page called "Sophie's Sausage Reviews" . . . where she claims to be, quote, "Passionate Bout The Saus."
She's got six sausage reviews up so far, including one for Disneyland's "Wild boar crepinette and Spanish cured sausage.
She says, quote, "More like pulled meat in texture. The taste itself is delicious, however . . . can I even call this a sausage? I think not. 2 out of 10. Disneyland was fab tho."
(This is so random and weird, but it's not unprecedented. Last year, the world discovered that Lorde had been secretly reviewing onion rings)