Did you hear about Alex Rodriguez’s toilet picture? He was shot sitting on the can in his Park Avenue apartment last month. While Jennifer Lopez’s fiancé was originally thinking about suing, he’s decided to invest in some blinds instead.
“I actually do my best thinking in [the bathroom],” A-Rod noted in a recent interview. “I wasn’t ready for the picture. It is what it is … I have to invest in some good blinds, and I think I am.” While he says they’re doing an investigation, he said, “I’m happier that it was me [rather than] my better half or one of the children.”
It’s still unclear who took the viral pic, but a Park Avenue office building next door has direct views into A-Rod’s $17-point-5 million dollar apartment.