Hidden Valley Selling a Christmas Stocking Filled with Ranch

The stocking is made out of plastic and it's got a spout on top. It's filled with 52 ounces of straight ranch dressing. You can preorder it for $35 plus tax, and it'll be delivered early next month.

Or, you know, just take a few bottles of ranch and dump them in someone's stocking if you're looking for a DIY solution. :P