"Nothing brings out the metalhead in everyone like Halloween. The spookiest of holidays suddenly makes every Chad and Karen a dabbler in the occult, and covers innocent suburban lawns with gore-drenched zombies and web-suffocated spider victims. Meanwhile, actual metal fans are for one month a year surrounded by all the skulls and demons they could ever ask for — and, for once, other people genuinely want to know what they’re listening to. Halloween is the only holiday where metal isn’t just accepted, it’s appropriate."