Got dumped before Valentine's Day? Here's the perfect gift . . .
The Memphis Zoo is running a new Valentine's Day fundraiser. For $10, they'll name an ELEPHANT TURD after your ex.
They went with the tagline, "Name a Turd After a Turd." All the proceeds will go to help care for the zoo's 3,500 animals
It's not just for exes. They say it's also a great gift for "your annoying neighbor, overbearing mother-in-law, [or] that coworker who still gives you nightmares."
For 10 bucks, you get a digital card and a sharable video of elephant poop hitting a pile of more elephant poop.
There's also an option to send a sweet video of a red panda eating a grape . . . but no one's doing that. Go to MemphisZoo.org/Dating-or-Dumping. The deadline is next Wednesday.